let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
When you become friends with the sidewalk
The “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie looks pretty brutal.
the watsons’s happy married life more like
omg did u see that ghost
When I saw that and thought it can’t get better
the first world problems lady is in my psychology textbook
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost